Diddy Dumb Dumb has a new movie and a new cologne coming out and he want’s to tell you about it. Warning: Do not have any liquids in your mouth because you may spew your monitor.
I am debuting my new movie “I Am King” for my new fragrance “I Am King” which is available exclusively at Macy’s. This fragrance is dedicated to Barack Obama, Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King and all you men out there who take care of your families and respect and treat yourself like the Kings that we are all. I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president and it’s time for there to be a black Bond. God Bless…
If my grammar were better I’d make fun of his, so I’ll leave that to you “folk of higher learning.” I guess his new “fragrance” is dedicated only to black guys since he failed to mention any white guys. It’s probably only Brute with some Polo mixed in is my guess and note to Diddy, women have “fragrances”, men wear cologne numb nuts.
Time for a black Bond huh? Hell, why not a black Sherlock Holmes and a black Magnum PI? We’ll be sure to leave Higgins white though.
UPDATE: I just watched the first part again and pause it on the opening text and see if you spot the huge grammatical error, not to mention the one in his description of the video. Chopper rental, $5,000, random hot chicks $3,000 per day, proof reader “?”
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